Rachel and I have done a lot of things since we got here, from stealing a traffic cone to becoming certified ministers in the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster, but our latest adventure is the best yet: We are now Snuggle Soiree facilitators.
It started with this: http://www.cuddleparty.com/
Naturally we thought it would be beneficial and look great on our future resumes if we became cuddle party facilitators, but training costs five hundred bucks and requires one to actually touch other people. NO THANK YOU. So instead, we started our own company: The Snuggle Soiree. Cuddle at home with someone who says it's cool. Don't contact us. Congratulations! You are now a member of the SNUGGLE SOIREE!
Rules
1) You don't talk about the Snuggle Soiree
2) You don't ask us for help with your snuggling problems.
3) You snuggle with people who are a) legal, b) unattached or attached to you, or c) kinda hot and worth the possibility of an awkward icebreaker.
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