Floormates

I'm not friends of facebook with a lot of people on my floor. As a consequence I rarely hear their last names. I mean, that consequence is definitely worth never knowing which Twilight character M** is (probably Jacob) and seeing K***'s status updates which would no doubt leave me with a weird feeling in my stomach every morning. But it sort of leaves me in this universe like my entire hall is a children's show. Remember those children's shows where we would call the host by their first name like Steve or Joe or Lunette or whoever and didn't learn to respect adults by using their last names? It's like they're specifically a character and no last name is necessary because in the canon of the dorm, they're the only one. Whenever someone I AM friends on facebook gets a comment from someone on my floor it's like a window has been shattered every time I see their last name.